Month: January 2014

SEX! DIRTY FILTHY ANIMALISTIC SEX! — Now that I have your attention, I need a favor

Hey there, sorry for using a cheap trick to grab your attention. This is important to me, so I wanted to make sure it caught eyes. Right, I’ll get to the point . . . Tomorrow is my birthday, and if you didn’t previously know that, then you need to reexamine some life choices to […]