Category: The inevitable return of the great white dope

SEX! DIRTY FILTHY ANIMALISTIC SEX! — Now that I have your attention, I need a favor

Hey there, sorry for using a cheap trick to grab your attention. This is important to me, so I wanted to make sure it caught eyes. Right, I’ll get to the point . . . Tomorrow is my birthday, and if you didn’t previously know that, then you need to reexamine some life choices to […]

Twenty Thirteen – the year in review

Well then, it’s been an interesting year. It has been the most emotionally draining, and physically exhausting year of my life. But hey, at least it wasn’t dull. There was the car accident that screwed me up for a couple of weeks. The driver pulled out in front of me, causing me to t-bone him. […]

High School Suspension: A social-engineering love story

One part engineer, one part artist, one part salesman. All teenager. Nothing good can come of that combination. Well, except for an interesting story.   Our high school was one of the first to get in on California’s program to add computer labs to all of the schools. The goal, I believe, was a computer […]

I used to be fat. I still am, but I used to be too

Apparently I’m going through pretty textbook “divorced guy” stuff right now, and getting into shape is a direct result of that. Who knew I could do something considered normal? Genetically, I come from a build of human that is broad and dense. I’ve always been “bigger” than average, which is something I’ve long come to […]

Who am I? A brief introduction

My parents are, far and away, the strongest people to have ever graced the face of this planet. They are also among the most intelligent, kind, generous, and forgiving. The very definition of blue collar, middle class Americans. Hard working, strong moral character, and a great code of ethics. The kind of people who would […]